Come on, not to say that I am hater, will leave at the end with a detail that we liked: Mila Kunis

The film Jupiter Ascending / Jupiter Ascending have all prerequisites for a successful comedy SF: androgynous men and whiny, cheesy lines, a charity EL macho GM, a fragile EA passing from washing toilets at Her Majesty - another planet, clash of clans of course, some pets fierce fighting heedlessly.
Andy Wachowski signs directing and screenplay with his sister, Lana Wachowski. And expectations were high because the two have already won Matrix and Cloud Atlas - two films that pass with flying colors on our list of must-see.
The story goes like this: Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) was born under the sign of Leo with some astral signs stating that she was writing to make it big. Becoming adult has a job of housekeeper with her mother cleans other people's houses and hates his life. Caine (Channing Tatum) is a handsome hunter military clash of clans was created artificially genetically and comes to Earth to seek it ... yes, even on Jupiter. We find then that her genetic structure makes it next descendant of a great mosterniri clash of clans that could change the cosmic balance.
Even synopsis seems pulled hair, imagine the above scenario filled with bad and cheesy lines like (reproduced from memory): Time is the most precious resource on Earth; I always fall for guys who do not like me, that means Tis damage from genetically ?; And, you want to bite me ?; He: I have more in common clash of clans with a dog than you / She: Aww, but I like dogs very much!
And I did not give any spoiler alert, because you may want to go for special effects. There were some passages which will probably like amateurs intergalactic beats, shooting, burning buildings that fall into nothingness and others in the same register. Or maybe you simply want to get bored 2:00 in cinema.
Mila Kunis embodies the modern Cinderella who is unwell in fancy dresses and wants to remain a simple front of people, dressed as Lara Croft. Any reply seems forced him out of the mouth and hair pulling. But it's not her fault, but the script abundant clash of clans in clichés. Taken separately, Mila's a nice girl that looks good on screen. But it goes so fast from washing toilets to His Majesty, more something like Cinderella.
We arrive and coherence and credibility of a science fiction film. How to make this our hero defeated dozens of monsters and creatures, but when the last animal appears in galactic gang fight him whole minutes of tension that never ends once?
The only time the audience laughed: interminable saga of a better rank on another planet clash of clans in the tax codes and approvals are obtained ... all with bribes and everything after fataitul from a desk to another.
Perhaps the filmmakers are sadico-cynical and wanted to mock us because one of the key lines remain: Time is the most precious thing on earth. And then you have stretched so syrupy story punctuated by battles? Ah, do not forget the lines spoken by actors like them and find it embarrassing that must play in it.
And no I did not tell you about the secondary characters who do nothing else but adanceaca viewers in boredom: androgynous clash of clans men with dry lips that speak panting and have mummy issues, strong and tough women leading ship or perhaps girl who wanted forever youth and baths who smoothing wrinkles. Interesting much?
Probably one of the biggest problems is that its nothing new, of any view. It's the same story I've seen her in movies do not know how many people who struggle for power, capitalism, that people's lives are not worth two money and romance impossible because the two have different ranks. I've heard this from Romeo and Juliet since. Even the soundtrack is silent. It remains below grade average.
Come on, not to say that I am hater, will leave at the end with a detail that we liked: Mila Kunis wedding dress designed by costume designer Kym Barrett, plus makeup very Vogue-ish. (The phrase that's clash of clans for girls, sorry guys.)
Clearly, it's not a film that will go girlfriend on Valentine's Day, you will be embarrassed because both of cheesy lines and kiss the one who does not appear once. But if you want to take advantage of the darkness, and do not mind noise ...
The first trailer for Jupiter clash of clans Ascending - a super movie from the creators of The Matrix
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