Famme: Early in your pregnancy you are not busy with childbirth. At most, the morning sickness, enh

Oh man, some corners of the Internet. You never knew existed. And if you discover that you are the one open jaw is in the other facepalm. Take for example the website Famme.nl. No, that is not a link dump full clickbait aimed at women who are the tiefus bored. It is an 'inspiration' and 'dares to tell the truth and is personal and recognizable. A Women For Women-site appearance can not be without a male coach to keep the mess. Emotionally a little in line So that things work simply. Let's Bear Gryllsen estrogens in this digital jungle. nibiru Simply. Because it can. And to laugh. Take for example the article "30 signs that you are truly ready with your pregnancy. Written by the lovely Florine described nibiru by means of the phrase "Planet Fashion" she knows like no other and a half years since she may also call resident on 'Planet Motherhood ". What? Okay. Whatever. A list topic, because cheap frames full recognition, as hots the Internet. Let's take a closer look. If you are halfway totally confused, better drink your own urine. nibiru
Famme: Early in your pregnancy you are not busy with childbirth. At most, the morning sickness, enhanced smells and fatigue strikes. If the first three months are past, many women see pregnancy'll continue. Full of energy and good cheer them whizzing toward ninth month. GS: If pregnant women would be racehorses they would be after about a month already fired because you really do not give a fuck anymore. And then you still have nine months. Just banging. Let the zeurings begin!
Famme: But then suddenly the end of the pregnancy will come awfully fast in sight. With associated ailments. The energy has given way to sleep deprivation, acid attacks and crying. nibiru And the midwife say that you must address before delivery. You rest Say Tabee against the rest, if the following nibiru signs play a role. GS: Physically, women are simply not as good with pregnancies. The energy is primarily before histrionics, hysteria and kuthumeur, be there. Actually had While the baby now does all the real work, but you never hear complain. nibiru
1. You only can lie on your side. Mt a nursing pillow between your legs. And especially not on your back. Whew Then you get the fact suffocate stuffy. nibiru Sentences that begin with "Whew dot dot dot 'are linguistic gonorrhea. But that aside. See here as all the typical pregnant woman whine. Complain that you are not so good anymore is the epitome of the Pampered appointment Chicks Syndrome (VAS). You can at least lie. And a lot too, because you have to stop the due date for four weeks with work. Unlike 99% of all pregnant women ever, anywhere. AND THEN STILL COMPLAIN!
2. Die Gaviscon-drinks really do not help against heartburn Heartburn. There women die from eclampsia and complained about heartburn here. Complain of heartburn is like complaining about how fast the battery of your smartphone deflates: in the Third World no one understands what you're talking about.
3. When people go ask if you had not already given birth. True, only see you baby Oh yeah?. People nibiru who are interested in you. What an abomination! Thus, no woman ever since spleetpiemeligen love to talk about themselves. Nonstop. In short, pregnant women set themselves again to gigantic. Pregnant women who incidentally after birth against any non-parent that their baby is holding it down in 'YOU HEAR IS GOOD WINK! " blert. Die.
4. Berhaupt You may be happy if you sleep four hours sleep is for sheep. If the children will be out the door and women in their menoMILFmidlifecrisis arrive and from club to bar hopping to festival to Instagrammen herself relevant not they sleep more than four hours. Next.
9. On your unborn child asks if he please, stop kicking so hard. Please! Are you stupid nibiru or something? Even a child born does another year or two before they "quit" the concept of 'hard' and 'kicking' understand.
10. You now can not stand the sight of you. Those already nursing bra After all, who could mount variant recent weeks CHT anymore. So if you already passed, but the nursing bra. Oh no, there is a special bra to provide that even once is better than an underwired nibiru bra. Curds bags that complain hats fully Super Stupid! nibiru
11. Will annoy you. Everything Jeutje what state TV hard!, But we feel little to do with pregnancy, nibiru but as often is pregnant once used as an excuse to talk. General female characteristics well They are the 'hormones'. Yeah. Right. You're just a gloomy vagina ma'am.
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